Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em