Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !