What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.