Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!