Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.