What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

log log log log log log log log log...

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What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*