What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

What thinks the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.