What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.