Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*