Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.