Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!