What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !