Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.