Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

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How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."