What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers