What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.