What do SQL programmers do at night?

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'