3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar....

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Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

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What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.