3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)