3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

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A receding hare line!

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Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)