What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.