What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!