What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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Where did Es-car-go.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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Shellfies

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a sub-woofer!!!

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Til infinity.

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!