What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

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What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.