What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car explodes?

A Talivan.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager