What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.