What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.