What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

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How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.