Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.