wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
Namaste
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
Britney asked to be hit one more time..
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
Edamame.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Almond the side of the law ! Kn
as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
A spider!
