What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

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They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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They're right! We do taste like chicken!

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13 blackberries and 5 apples

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).