What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call a lesbian spy?

Lesbianage.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.