How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.