How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.