How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.