What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

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What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

garglgarglgarglgarglgargl

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Naboo

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?