What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

Slay Jokes More Slay Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?