What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

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Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P