What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.