What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons