What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.