What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

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How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"