What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")