Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Ask them what OP stands for.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Tennish
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
