When they scream they make no sense
Hey, watt's up ?
Her: 44&66 HARDER!
Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Reelection.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
My mum.
