What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What makes no sense?

The Canadian Mint

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum