What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Whats a frogs favourite game ?

It's croak-et !

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Why can not Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids?

Because he's black.

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.