What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks