What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

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What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !