What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Mitochondria Jokes More Mitochondria Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.

Powerhouse Jokes More Powerhouse Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.