What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Mitochondria Jokes More Mitochondria Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Powerhouse Jokes More Powerhouse Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell