Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

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What's a slave's favorite type of music?

House

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast?

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi