What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Previous Random Joke Next

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."