Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Who pays?

Germany.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Good Start Jokes More Good Start Jokes

What do you call 250 dead politicians?

A good start.

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister