What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.