What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.

What is the poorest tree in the forest?

The burr-oak tree.