What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.