What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.