What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.