What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ?

Bargain up the wrong tree !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !