Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."