Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.