Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus