How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.