How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D