How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !