What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.