What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

What triggers feminists?

Genders

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger