What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.