Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef