Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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The punch line...

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The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

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Because freedom rings.

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Red

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ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

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Because they hate french press.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)