Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...