Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

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