What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.