What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.