What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

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Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll