What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.